In the comments section of the evangelical outpost's plea for more biblical movies from Mel Gibson, was the insight that The Passion garnered more green in one day than Bowling For Columbine grossed altogether.
Michael Moore is reported to blame careless crucifix and cat-o-nine-tails manufacturers for the murder of Jesus, driven by wealthy fudge-hungry conservatives of the day, including Charleton Heston, still relaxing in comfort after parting the Red Sea and leading the NRA* through its divided waters.
*National Rod Association