February 22, 2004
the long face bluesPosted by Bryan
i'm blue
oh so blue
been on both sides of the issues so long now
i just don't know what to do
couldn't avoid Vietnam
so I signed up for the draft
came back a hero with a scam
and soon showed that i was just daft
Blamed my brothers for bad crimes
joined the protest with Hanoi Jane
protestin' gave me good face times
to make myself a household name
I've faced lots of issues
and just can't make up my mind
Goin' through so many tissues
cuz my character you will not find
and it gives me the blues
the long face flip flop flapjack blues
been on both sides of the issues so long now
i just don't know what to do
I voted for a war I really hated
just because I have no spine
Bush, his duties he abrogated
just don't you ask me about mine
I am both against and for this war
We should stay in and leave Iraq
For your votes I am such a ...prostitute
That if I have to I'll fall on my back
OhHHH...... I got the blues
I got them back and forth flip floppin blues
Been straddlin this fence for so long now
But I still don't have a clue
"Bring it on" is my campaign motto
I can't think of anything for my self
Got more money than the guy who won lotto
Thanks to my wife's ketchup on the shelf
Please don't ask me any question
So I won't tell you any lie
I did not hear your last suggestion
cause that intern caught my eye
Ohhh i got the blues
the long face wafflin ketchup-covered blues
I've stood for nothin' for so long NNNowwwwww
That I've done worn out my flip flop shoes.
I've got them bluuuu-hooooooos....
Those long face Kerry, both sides are my friend, there and back again, hey i'm a veteran but I hate the military, flip flop somersaultin head-over-heels with myself bluuuuuuuuuuuessssssssss.