February 2, 2004
a day in the life of haiku paparazziPosted by Bryan
L. DiCaprio
Catch me if you can, man
Caught you picking nose
Oprah turned fifty
That's not like two 25s
O! AARP!
Sarah Jessica
Soon to see life's not about
Sex, nor the city
Blonde Charlize Theron
Got dumpy as the "Monster"
Shops at TJ Maxx
Kiwi director
Peter Jackson stands alone
Will he ever bathe?
Uma vows to Kill Bill
First she must go buy gloves to
Cover her huge hands
Mel Gibson's Passion?
Playing "Gotchyer ears Jesus!"
He hears no evil
Jenny Aniston
Likes to go to hair salon
Whoa! Stop the presses
Brad Pitt thanks hero
The one who showed him the ropes --
B. McAnally
Gwyneth's womb blossoms
She will name him "Ben" or "Fleck"
Suuuure she's over him.
Pam Anderson
VIP, Baywatch, Playboy
Fifteen minutes gone
David and Courtney
Cox-Arquette or Arquette-Cox?
Don't know or don't care?
Letterman's a dad
So is Clint, Jack, Paul and Mike
Wow! Viagra works!
Spiderman sequel
Star Tobey McGuire oops!
Wears Hulk Underoos
J-lo's beau no show
Forgoes Soul-Glow Expo dough
no mo' info, yo!
Jacko sis bares boob
Might as well insert sagging
Career joke right here
Former Mouseketeers
Tend to pursue skankiness
All Mothers beware!
A big day is done!
Photos will buy my new car
or land me in jail
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