and from Kelli....
A couple days ago, whilst getting her hair cut at a friends.
Cotter: [exiting bathroom] Mommy, look what I can do all by myself. I can tuck in my shirt.[/exiting bathroom].
Kelli: Wow....when did you become such a big boy?
Cotter: Tuesday.
He's got a million of 'em folks. The next shows at seven. Don't forget to tip your waitress.