About two months ago, I began scratching/rubbing my boy's scalp during prayers, kind of a soothing, sleep-inducing strategy on my part.
He must like it.
He asks me to do it while he prays each night. So I accomodate him.
I'm now convinced he's either using prayers manipulatively to prolong the experience, or I've located some sort of subdermal mental reset that is hidden upon his noggin.
Only when getting the headrub will he say the exact same statement over and over. It's like Rainman has swapped beds with Cotter.
Definitely time for Wapner.