Spare Change

Sung to the tune of The End of the World as We Know IT

Posted by Bryan

A less-than serious twofer, related to the mark/number of the beast, mentioned quite seriously in Revelation 13:18.

First, from the e-mail:

666 - The number of the beast
667 - neighbor of the beast
660 - Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666666 - Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 - Beast Common Denominator
666 ^ (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 - Binary of the Beast
6, uh...what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 - Area code of the Beast
0666 - British area code of the Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 - Wal-Mart price of the Beast
$646.66 - Next week's Wal-Mart price of the Beast Phillips
666 - Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 - Way of the Beast
666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66% - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank
$666 - minimum deposit
666% - Interest rate charged by Tony the Beast, local loan shark
666iv - Local statute number regarding Beast parking
"If 666 Was 999" - recently discovered Jimi Hendrix outtake
DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast Excel
6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 - CPU of the Beast
Win666 - Operating system of the Beast
666i - BMW of the Beast

For those out there who think it's not so much a number, but a mark or a subdermal chip that you'll have to take to do business in the end times, I give you this friendly image and relevant link from CNN:

As for me, I'll be watching from the Mezzanine, thank you very much.