April 20, 2004


Diving on the Grenade for the Sake of the Squad
Posted by Bryan

Email from my bride who, and I quote, "laughed."

    Hormone hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband or "significant other". DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a cappuccino with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

    remember:

    Money talks...but chocolate sings.

April 20, 2004 12:54 PM
Comments

"I've always loved you in that robe" just cracks me up.

Posted by: Kelli at April 20, 2004 1:47 PM

Yeah, I saw that one last week and had a few chuckles.

Posted by: jen at April 20, 2004 2:47 PM

Laugh it up folks! Now just imagine a methods class of fifty women and me. Go ahead, do the math. That is well over two women hating me every single day for no reason. Correction, for no reason that my feeble mind was able to comprehend.

It's not much better now.

Posted by: Christopher at April 20, 2004 9:52 PM
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