May 24, 2004
Silly Rabbit, Learn how to SpellPosted by Bryan
I'm a generally happy guy...but I'm annoyed by the propensity of advertisers to deliberately misspell words for the sake of connecting with the lower end of the bell curve for the sake of profits.
For those folk who are befuddled by the correct spellings of one-syllable words, or stymied by the "Q-U" combination, perhaps there's a better solution than abetting their disability by building your entire store chain upon it.
I know you're getting richer by the moment upon the shoulders of these mental mites, because you're their "everyman." You don't present yourself as some high-falutin' intulectul. You just speak their languj.
As for me, I will not support you, whether you spell "super" with two o's, "night" or "light" as "nite" or "lite," or any other idiotic, purposeful incorrect presentation of the words representing your trades or wares.
And just one personal note to the little brown bunny who's been trying to dupe me for decades by drinking his magic chocolate-flavored powder that will likely produce some sort of Algernon effect.
I'm on to you rabbit. And you aren't getting anywhere near me or my kids. Between you, the Trix Rabbit, and the Easter Bunny (its astarte, thankyouverymuch), the only leporidae getting near us will be in a pot, as a stew.
