June 28, 2004


Top 5ive 6.0 -- Bumped Up for more Attention
Posted by Bryan

Sweet Sassy Molassy! This week's Top 5ive offers...
The Top 5ive ESPN SportsCenter Catch Phrases


  1. You can't stop him, you can only try to contain him -- Dan Patrick

  2. Must be butter, cause he's on a roll -- Stuart Scott

  3. Backbackbackbackbackback....gone! -- Chris Berman

  4. In the unlikely event of a water landing, please use third base as a flotation device -- Kenny Mayne

  5. As cool as the other side of the pillow -- Stuart Scott

Ray Romano is unfortunately not eligible, despite two of the funniest catch phrases...the first being the one that introduced the list, and the other being of course..."Anna Kournakova...oh yeah, she's hot."

Game On!


BUMP: With Kyle's Entry, the current Top 5ive is...


  1. Can I get a witness from the congregation -- Stuart Scott

  2. Your puny ballparks are too small to contain my gargantuan blasts! Bring me the finest meats and cheeses for a clubhouse feast! --Kenny Mayne

  3. You can't stop him, you can only try to contain him -- Dan Patrick

  4. Must be butter, cause he's on a roll -- Stuart Scott

  5. In the unlikely event of a water landing, please use third base as a flotation device -- Kenny Mayne

Though he didn't expressly say so, surely Kyle intended to eliminate "booyah."

and this allows me to contribute (which I will, in the comments), now that three others have done so. Don't forget to add your choices to Top 5ive 6.1, The Best Movie Songs not in the AFI 100...so Kelli's unfortunate Oklahoma reference can be corrected.

June 28, 2004 11:25 AM
Comments

Can I get a witness from the congregation -- Stuart Scott
Boo-yah -- Stuart Scott
You can't stop him, you can only try to contain him -- Dan Patrick
Must be butter, cause he's on a roll -- Stuart Scott
In the unlikely event of a water landing, please use third base as a flotation device -- Kenny Mayne

Posted by: Kelli at June 22, 2004 1:15 PM

Sorry Bryan .. I'm on Kelli's side with this one...

Can I get a witness from the congregation -- Stuart Scott
Boo-yah -- Stuart Scott
You can't stop him, you can only try to contain him -- Dan Patrick
Must be butter, cause he's on a roll -- Stuart Scott
In the unlikely event of a water landing, please use third base as a flotation device -- Kenny Mayne

Content for this list was copied and pasted from Kelli's list. Any actual resemblence to Kelli's list is 100% intentional

Posted by: Tony Rosen at June 22, 2004 6:59 PM

Boo-yah?

Boo-yah?

Posted by: Bryan at June 23, 2004 8:24 AM

Boo-yah is better than Backbackbackbackback.

THAT one is

Posted by: Kelli at June 23, 2004 11:01 AM

At least I don't come across looking like the president of the Stuart Scott Fan Club...

Posted by: Bryan at June 23, 2004 12:33 PM

There's one from Dan and one from Kenny...thank you very much!

Posted by: Kelli at June 23, 2004 2:03 PM

"Your puny ballparks are too small to contain my gargantuan blasts! Bring me the finest meats and cheeses for a clubhouse feast!"
-Kenny Mayne

Posted by: Kyle at June 28, 2004 11:17 AM

Kenny Mayne is definitely the best. More from him:

"But we all know that games aren't played on paper...they are played by little men inside our TV sets."

"Everyone put your hands up, way up in the air, and wave them as if there are no reprecussions."

"He scored [number] off the bench. Had he been on the bench, he'd have been out of bounds."

"Obviously, he hasn't watched Tom Emanski's "Defensive Drills". It's endorsed by Fred McGriff, you know."

Posted by: Kyle at June 28, 2004 11:22 AM
  1. Dare I say....en fuego! -- Dan Patrick
  2. Your puny ballparks are too small to contain my gargantuan blasts! Bring me the finest meats and cheeses for a clubhouse feast! --Kenny Mayne
  3. He scored his 800th goal, but not in this game; that would be a record or something -- Kenny Mayne
  4. Must be butter, cause he's on a roll -- Stuart Scott
  5. In the unlikely event of a water landing, please use third base as a flotation device -- Kenny Mayne

Posted by: Bryan at June 28, 2004 11:32 AM
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