August 28, 2004


Meanwhile, Unappreciative Iraqis do go for Bronze
Posted by Bryan

In the email:

    Jimmy KimmelYesterday the men's soccer team from Iraq lost in the semi-finals to Paraguay. There dream of winning gold is over, but on the bright side, they get to keep their hands.

and other mossy algae of comic-al input on current events floating across the WWW pool's surface:

    Craig KilbornKerry said the (Swift Boat Vets') ads hurt him deeply and emotionally then asked, 'Does that make me eligible for any kind of medal?
    Jake NovakJohn Kerry says the thing that makes him most uncomfortable about running for president is all the people who want to introduce themselves to him in the men's room. But he admitted that meeting admirers in public restrooms is probably much more of a problem for Governor Jim McGreevey.

    Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has been tapped to play the Lord in a
    remake of "Oh God." Apparently Hollywood producers believe choosing a
    lesbian comedian to play God will help them achieve their ultimate goal
    of angering the last few Evangelical Christians they haven't already
    offended.

    Alan RayThe MTV Awards will be handed out on Sunday. No one is expecting Jessica Simpson to win anything. Critics predict she will likely walk away empty headed.

    Painter Edvard Munch’s “The Scream” was stolen from an art museum in
    Norway. Police have issued an APB. The thieves are considered armed and
    extremely existential.

August 28, 2004 12:54 PM
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