In the email:
and other mossy algae of comic-al input on current events floating across the WWW pool's surface:
Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has been tapped to play the Lord in a remake of "Oh God." Apparently Hollywood producers believe choosing a lesbian comedian to play God will help them achieve their ultimate goal of angering the last few Evangelical Christians they haven't already offended.
Painter Edvard Munch’s “The Scream” was stolen from an art museum in Norway. Police have issued an APB. The thieves are considered armed and extremely existential.