freaky search strings
Posted by Bryan
I don't know if I've ever reported in depth on the search strings that bring people here...but I am now.
Bear with me amidst this self-indulgence.
Recent searches bringing you here include:
- "nudist colony dahlonega" -- yikes!
- "playing church" -- open it up, and here's all the people!
- "Bill Kerr Amway" -- Another high school buddy search, possibly.
- "hurricane Ivan and school closures in fulton county" -- I love my neighbors to the south just that much, that I'd report your closures.
- "RELIGIOUS SERMONS ON BROKEN PEICES" -- does it help to do a search in ALL CAPS?
- "need good luck torah saul Poison ivy is EVIL" -- I don't know what to comment on this.
- "it like a jungle sometimes what keeps me under lyrics keep from going under" -- nothing like butchering some old school Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five lyrics to bring you to Spare Change
- "flu shot cartoons" -- nothing says 'funny' like influenza humor.
- "bryan tracy where is he speaking" -- I don't know. Not here.
- "snl synchronized swim skit photo" -- *the* funniest skit of all time, I opine.
- ""Swayze and Farley" SNL" -- probably a close second.
- "my ox is broken" -- Okay, that makes me laugh just to see it! I couldn't be more proud to have that phrase on my site, for the right context!
- "irish vamit baby leg" -- What in the world? And I was the only site that popped up on the search.
- "woman models shaving their crotch" -- good grief, that's just pathetic.
The reference log also had a few people wanting more info on Dr. Rogers' retirement
I wish you would have left your thoughts on the matter.
I had several hits from people wanting info on Ms. Florida's speedo.
Yeah....I have no idea what you're looking for. But I'm quite sure it's not here.
September 17, 2004 6:42 PM