September 24, 2004
Tearing Down the ToiletsPosted by Bryan
subtitle: Deconstructing the Johns
Some things that I just don't understand....
...Our economy is allegedly in a mess, due to President Bush's tax cuts, but the Johns can't see fit to going to Washington to vote against extending them.
...Our national security is vital, but the Johns can be in Washington to vote for or against Porter Goss as the new CIA director.
...Our only hope for capturing the golden goose of international respect is through nuanced diplomacy, but the Johns see fit to call the Iraqi Prime Minister a liar.
...Our plan for eliminating the budget deficit is by putting higher taxes on the shoulders of the rich, yet the wealthiest John only paid 12% of his taxes.
...we shouldn't question the patriotism of a veteran with a questionable 4 month record in vietnam, despite the concern of 264 decorated, respected veterans, but the Johns deem it fair to attack the patriotism of the President who has led us through a war on terrorism, because of a forged document passed along by a political weasel.
...we live in one nation under God, indvisible, unless the two Johns think its two Americas, or is it one America again?
...We badly need diplomacy and statesmanship in the White House, but the two Johns joke about how President Bush will sit on Vice President Cheney's lap during the debates.
...We badly need to protect the jobs in the US, unless you work for the Heinz Corp, where international outsourcing serves to build a luxury John.
...We need to curtail spending, but these two Johns plan to be "tricked out" with entitlements, pork, and new spending made possible by taxation.
As far as Johns go, these two really stink.
