Sung to the Tune of Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?
Posted by Bryan
One day to go...
As the nation takes a deep breath in....
...and releases it.
The truth is, you better hold your breath, because if you think this think is going to end all polite-like, you're more naive than Half Pint when she believed her horse paralyzed Nellie Oleson.*
My hopes echo Jen's prayer, that tomorrow will be a clear victory for the winner. I hope that the threat and need for lawyers is eliminated, and that accusations of fraud and disenfranchisement are proven baseless.
I tell my children that being a good winner and being a good loser are equally important. I hope both sides demonstrate this at the end of the day tomorrow.
I proceed with confidence toward a George Bush victory, hoping upon hope that enough Americans realize that John Kerry is bad for our nation's future.
It's not that John Kerry is a Democrat. It's that John Kerry is John Kerry.
I appeal to any undecided voter out there to take just a few more minutes to review the facts....cutting through the rhetoric:
About his service in Vietnam:
- He's lived for thirty years on four months of military service that has been proven to be questionable...by over 200 veterans who have been proven to be honorable.
- He dedicated his post-Vietnam efforts to rhetoric and actions that villianized brave servicemen and endangered Prisoners of War.
- He confessed to himself committing war crimes.
- Has has refused to release all his service records.
- He has consistently accused both the President and Vice President of cowardice and avoidance, despite his own ambiguous record.
About his consistent record:
- He has consistently voted to raise your taxes.
- He has consistently voted to sacrifice your defense.
- He has consistently voted to allow abortions, in all circumstances.
- He has consistently voted in favor of the law lobby, which has increased costs in medical care and damaged health care service.
- He has consistently voted against the 2nd Amendment.
- He has consistently promised a litmus test for judicial appointees, and favors candidates who will legislate from the bench.
About his inconsistent record:
- He has behaved inconsistently in response to Israel.
- He has behaved inconsistently in response to the war on terrorism.
- He has behaved inconsistently in response to energy issues.
- He has behaved inconsistently in response to labor.
- He has behaved inconsistently in response to the removal of Saddam Hussein from power.
- He has behaved inconsistently in response to the first Gulf war, having voted against Desert Storm, with 40 allies, but claiming to support it.
- He has behaved inconsistently in response to the current war, having voted for the President's right to wage it, but voting against funding for troops' armor and weaponry.
About his Senate service record:
- He missed the vast majority of Defense meetings, following the first Trade Center bombing.
- He missed the vast majority of Senate votes this past year.
- He opposes tax relief for small businesses and 108 million Americans.
- He opposes safeguarding Americans with International drug standards, in the name of getting drugs cheaply.
- He opposes strategies to give you personal choice in your children's education.
- He supports the failing Social Security system.
- He supports a universal health care plan that will compromise your health as well as ravage your paycheck.
- He supports an education plan that mandates public service in payment for public college education.
About his personal diplomacy and integrity:
- He calls the President a liar.
- He calls the war coalition "coerced."
- He calls the Iraqi Prime Minister a puppet.
- He has wrongly said the President rushed to war.
- He has wrongly said the President opposes stem cell research.
- He has wrongly said the President has hurt our economy.
- He has wrongly said the President is looking to privatize Social Security.
- He has wrongly said the President is looking to reinstate the draft.
- He has wrongly said the President is to blame for the flu vaccine shortage.
- He has wrongly said the President is at fault for missing explosives in Iraq, after months of declaring there have been no WMD and Saddam was no risk.
- He has wrongly said the President Bush is at fault for jobs lost immediately after 9/11.
- He has wrongly said the President is to blame for private jobs outsourced to foreign workers.
- He has wrongly said that our nation must pass a global test to go to war.
John Kerry is bad for America.
I know that's already been stated here, but it's so important I'll declare it a third time.
John Kerry is bad for America.
Cast your vote for George Bush on November 2, 2004.
November 1, 2004 3:20 PM