February 6, 2005
Super Bowl Disinfectant XIIIPosted by Bryan
Predictions for today's game:
- Over/Under on references to Janet Jackson and "wardrobe malfunction": 47 (over)
- Over/Under on references to Paul McCartney and "wardrobe malfunction": 6 (under)
- Times Terry Bradshaw will say "now that's funny": 13
- John Elway references: 2
- New Englad Clam Chowder references: 5
- Philadelphia Cheese Steak references: 4
- News items of "bets" between opposing mayors, governors, legislators: 3
- Over/Under on news items of Terrell Owens playing status: 68 (over)
- Good Super Bowl Commercials: 4
- Bad Super Bowl Commercials: The rest of them
- Patently Offensive Commercials: 4
- Patently Offensive Commercials by Budweiser: 3
- Inane Super Bowl End Zone Celebrations: 1
- Missed Extra-Points: Zero
- Missed Field Goals: 1
- Missed Gratuitous Camera Shots of Cheerleaders: Zero
- Times Patriots coach Bill Belichek will be called a "mastermind," "svengali" or "genius": 17
- Times Eagles coach Andy Reid will be called "portly," "well-fed" or "sweaty:" 4
- Times Patriots QB Tom Brady will be mentioned as a "hall-of-fame" candidate: 13
- Number of Fox programs represented by complimentary tickets for castmembers: 5
- Times "House" star Hugh Laurie is confused for "Mad TV" star Michael McDonald: 2
- Times Joe Buck says "slamma lamma ding dong": Surprisingly, 3
- Score: New England 31, Philadelphia 20
- Time Bryan falls asleep for a nap: at 12:37, Third Quarter
Comments
Now that's funny.
I especially love your Hugh Laurie/Michael McDonald comparison.
Posted by: jen at February 6, 2005 6:39 AMJen, This is absolutely the reason why I cannot watch "House." I keep expecting Hugh to break out with a Stuart-like "watch what I can do!"
Posted by: Bryan at February 8, 2005 1:35 PMI just bet with my sister a dollar that the "House" star was one of the actors on MAD TV......after finding this post we had a good laugh =)
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