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Posted by Bryan

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The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk : "What's with the guy over there by the wall?" The clerk responds : "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative".

The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts : "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives". The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can, look at him, he's afraid to cough."

I'm sorry. I'm a boy. I laugh at jokes like this.