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That's MISTER Dinky Gigglechunks to You

Posted by Bryan

Via Jen..., My Captain Underpants name is Dinky Gigglechunks. Here's the nefarious schematic for your new name generator...

The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie— b = lumpy
c = buttercup— d = gadget
e = crusty—f = greasy
g = fluffy— h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim—j = stinky
k = flunky— l = boobie
m = pinky— n = zippy
o = goober— p = doofus
q = slimy—r = loopy
s = snotty— t = tootie
u = dorkey— v = squeezit
w = oprah—x = skipper
y = dinky—z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple—b = toilet
c = giggle—d = burger
e = girdle—f = barf
g = lizard—h = waffle
i = cootie—j = monkey
k = potty—l = liver
m = banana—n = rhino
o = bubble—p = hamster
q = toad—r = gizzard
s = pizza—t = gerbil
u = chicken—v = pickle
w = chuckle—x = tofu
y = gorilla—z = stinker

Use the fourth letter (less than 4 use the last letter) of yourlast name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head—b = mouth
c = face—d = nose
e = tush—f = breath
g = pants—h = shorts
i = lips—j = honker
k = butt—l = brain
m = tushie—n = chunks
o = hiney—p = biscuits
q = toes—r = buns
s= fanny—t = sniffer
u = sprinkles—v = kisser
w = squirt—x = humperdinck
y = brains—z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day!

And for equal time....

John Kerry's name is Cheeseball Girdlebuns.

I wish I could make one up that was more perfect, but sometimes things just work out serendipitously.

What's your name?