From my inbox:
Four blondes are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth. ***
A man is driving his Cadillac on a highway in Texas. He notices a blonde pushing her bicycle along the side of the road.
He pulls over to talk to the blonde and offer her a ride. He says "I can't fit your bike in my car, but I can tie it to the back and let you ride behind me. If I'm going too fast, just yell."
The blonde says "No thanks, that sounds pretty risky" and keeps pushing her bike down the road. ***
A Blonde and a Brunette jump off a tall building at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
Both of them hit the ground at the same time. Hair color doesn't affect acceleration due to gravity. ***
How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her ***
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Do something really nice for her, like buy her the piece of jewelry she looks at every time you go into the mall, or bake her a cake. If you have the time and effort, make her something. People appreciate thought and effort in a present more than money. ***