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D&D: Dorky & Dangerous

Posted by Bryan

I've not played the game since as a 10 year-old trying to fit in with the older crowd of my brother and his friends...until they realized that playing D&D came at the expense of being outside playing kill ball, smear the queer (great game name, eh?) , or some other real-life game of violence and domination.

Anyway...here's the quiz results:

Monk You scored 90 Holy, 47 Tactful, 65 Natural, and 20 Arcane!

Awkward at low levels, an unstoppable juggernaught at high levels, you are the monk. I think an honest attempt was made to make the kind of monks you always see in those awesome movies from China, but really, they came up with something pretty weird here. You are so in tune with the natural harmonies of this world that you can destroy *anything*... sure, you can hit for subdual damage, but where's the fun in that? At the end of the battle the fighter wipes his sword clean of blood and resheaths it feeling pretty hard-core... until he looks over at you and sees you standing in a pile of maimed and unconscious bodies, completely unarmed, and entriely placid-faced... Fighter: "Well fought, Brother Learned Fist! Ha ha!" *said ill-at-ease* Monk: "There, in the trees... a baby morning dove just took it's first flight while I was disembowleing this ogre with my quivering-toenail... so beautiful... or did you not notice?" Your main function in the party is to keep things a little awkward for everyone else.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 96% on Godliness You scored higher than 39% on Tact You scored higher than 51% on Harmony You scored higher than 9% on Arcane

Link: The Which D & D Class am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid

Oh, this came from Ogre (go to the bottom of the page to view the table...it's really quite fascinating), who has tracked that "if I could be" meme to 1400 blogs with a 10% response, including Rosie O'Donnell herself (no link because...well...just because. Would you really expect me to link to Rosie?), except none of our responses have been recorded (The Songstress, my tagger, is 2.1.1).

April 28, 2005 3:19 PM