April 29, 2005
Constantine Conquered! Bice Ice Avarice!Posted by Bryan
So Constantine fell victim to the twin low-talent conundrum that is Scott Savol and Anthony Fedorov. Suprised? Slightly. Disappointed? Only in the mystifying notion that America actually voted more for a guy who actually *chose* to sing a Celine Dion song. I'm still shaking my head over that one. I think Constantine's fatal flaw was the photo montage prior to his song, when the viewing audience was snapped with the epiphany, "Wait a second...this was no supercool rebel....Connie was a dork!" And with that, his fate was sealed.
Sealed, unlike the arrest record of Bobice, our second candidate who has shown he knows how to live with the high standards of a true rock star, now that we all know he was twice busted for possessing the Colombian nose candy. He managed to avoid prosecution because he completed his "say no to snow" classes. As sad as anything in this is the revelation that Bo's given name is Harold.
Harold.
Soak that in, all you Bobice fans. Beautiful, is it not?
So, Bobice joins Savol, an admitted woman abuser on the final five of American Line-Up. Rumors that he'll be singing Eric Clapton's classic Cocaine have not been confirmed.
But rumors that Fedorov will be singing Cher's Believe have not been denied.
I'm rooting for Carrie...I hope she can squeeze in a choreography class or two in the next few days. That can only help her cause.
April 29, 2005 12:46 AMYou can thank the 11-year old girls of America that Anthony Federov is still around.
And that would be hilarious if Bobice sang 'Cocaine' next week. "This week's theme -- a song about your favorite hobby."
Posted by: Kyle at April 29, 2005 10:26 AMI believed who ever posted this msgs is an ignorant, envious person, yes I agree that Constantine should not have lost to Federov and Savol, but that is in no part BoBice fault, if you did not notice He is competing as well, and it is the votes of american fans who decide who stays, as far as Bo's arrest "HE WHO HAS NO SIN CAN GO AHEAD AND TROW THE FIRST ROCK", we are all humans and we make mistakes maybe you have never done drugs but you probably lie or envy or has desire to have what others have, that does not give anyone the right to say you are bad, you simply make mistakes like every human, Bo has a great talent and no matter what mistakes He makes that will not change He is TALENTED SO GET OVER YOURSELF AND ACCEPTED
Posted by: Nydia at August 9, 2005 12:30 PMNydia, you definitely win the "it's never too late to spout off" award. It's always timely to express your passion about something so inconsequential. thanks for playing!!
Posted by: Bryan at August 9, 2005 1:12 PM