Memed
Posted by Bryan
Unlike like last time, I was unable to resist temptation, and have given in to this meme I saw on the Web....forgive me...and partake of it yourself:
- My uncle once: freaked me out by dropping cold spaghetti down my back and screaming, "Aaaugh my brain!" It was at a Halloween party for my brother and his friends. I was 7.
- Never in my life: will I force my children to eat liver.
- When I was five: I got in trouble for using the emergency phone at the hospital entrance across the street from my house. They didn't think my call of "Aaaagh! My brain fell out!" was very funny. In retrospect, neither do I. Much. But still, maybe a little.
- High School was: An incredible sociological experiment.
- I will never forget: proposing to my bride, the birth of my children, and that one other thing.
- I once met: Ken Cooper, the inventor of "aerobics."
- There’s this girl I know: who just received 5 awards at the Chestatee Elementary 2nd Grade Honors.
- Once, at a bar: I limboed. Isn't that what you're supposed to do at a bar?
- By noon I’m usually: either working through lunch or halfway through it.
- Last night: I tried to be creative, and ended up playing Weboggle.
- If I only had: no need to want more than I need....
- Next time I go to church: it will be the last Sunday School lesson I teach at North Cross.
- Terry Schiavo: had her basic human rights violated by her husband.
- What worries me most: Losing a child. Not like in Wal-Mart, but to a tragedy.
- When I turn my head left, I see:the doorway to my office. Its a reeeeeeeeaaaal slow Friday before a long weekend.
- When I turn my head right, I see: The North Georgia forest with office buildings poking about.
- You know I’m lying when: I say, "I'm sorry, I just told you a lie." It doesn't happen often because being honest is important to me. And that's no lie.
- What I miss most about the eighties: parachute pants and powder jackets. I'm sorry, I just told you a lie. I really don't miss parachute pants.
- If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I’d be: a bit player, dead by the second act and haunting the antagonist by the third act.
- By this time next year: it will be May 27, 2006, 12:09 p.m.
- A better name for me would be: Strock Markswell.
- I have a hard time understanding: quantum physics, string theory, farci, and Koko the sign-language Gorilla.
- If I ever go back to school I’ll: have to be called by God to do it.
- You know I like you if: I greet you with, "Hello, friend!"
- If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my Lord and Savior Jesus of Nazareth, the Messiah of God.
- Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Two musicians, a monkey's uncle and a donkey that never left the stall.
- Take my advice: God loves you, but He sets the rules, so if you want to be truly happy, obey Him.
- My ideal breakfast is: a rich cup of coffee with real cream; mostly-crispy bacon strips next to some cheesy scrambled eggs. Fresh fruit -- strawberries, watermelon, and cantaloupe. A cold glass of milk. Hot buttered toast with apple jelly.
- A song I love, but do not have is:When You Get Caught Between the Moon and New York City by Christopher Cross. The best that you can do is fall in love. Really. I've been there, and there really is no other option.
- If you visit my hometown, I suggest: stopping when the light turns yellow, because the car in front of you most certainly will.
- Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: pretty, petty, porty, and sporty. (yes, no? I don't know.)
- Why won’t people: understand that peopl are people, so why should it be, you and I should get along so awfully?
- If you spend the night at my house: Kelsi may wake you up in the middle of the night, and there's a better than decent chance we'll all be in our PJs by 7:30 p.m.
- I’d stop my wedding for: a medical emergency. Or to let the organist regroup.
- The world could do without: I'm not qualified to answer this...but if I were allowed to undo somethink I think we've messed up, I'd probably suggest UN-doing the United Nations.
- I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Not much, but I hav no intentions of starring on Fear Factor anyway, so this probably doesn't affect me much.
- My favorite blonde is:My Kelsi Girl, who turns a fair shade in the summer sun.
- Paper clips are more useful than:a giant rock with a small square of double-sided tape adhered to it.
- If I do anything well, it’s: not talking about myself. And amusing myself. I'm always good for a laugh. Just ask me. But I won't answer. Because I don't like to talk about myself. See? I'm doing it right now....amusing myself, that is...not talking about myself, because I eschew that as often as possible. Like this one time, where I was the center of attention because of this really neat thing I did...
- And by the way: I won't be in on Monday.
May 27, 2005 2:38 PM