April 21, 2008


Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Posted by Bryan

I dug this out of the archives for reprint because the old (dead) link is constantly coming up in the referrer logs, and because the new Indiana Jones movie is coming out and I think its title may itself be an offhand blond joke. With the same disclaimer as before...

    I have saved this joke for a long time, and I'm not one to pass along blonde jokes...normally...because why discriminate against those who are fair-haired? I've done plenty of ridicule-worthy things.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead have just come out of the advance screening for the brand new Indiana Jones movie. A marketer, hired to guage the intelligence of the screening audience and their "response" to the movie approached the three ladies. He began his interview... He asked the brunette, "How many D's are there in "INDIANA JONES?"

The brunette thinks for a second and responds "One".

The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining participants.

The redhead is next. He asked her, "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES?"

She immediately says "One". The marketer says, "OK, I'll get back with you in a few minutes."

Then the blonde steps forward, and is asked, "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES?"

She gets a very serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6 ...., hmmm, wait,... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please?"

After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two"

The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how in th world did you arrive at that answer?"

"Easy," she said, " Listen!"

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Comments

ARGH!! I was reading the joke, anxiously looking forward to the punchline when I get to the end and find out that I need speakers!! I will have to come back and listen to it.

Posted by: Tim at June 22, 2005 4:16 PM

Funny!

Posted by: jen at June 23, 2005 11:40 AM

OMG THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY! GO WHOEVER 4T OF IT!
HANNAH NEARLY WET HERSELF LAUGHIN - NO JOKE LOL!!

Posted by: Sarah & Hannah at May 25, 2006 8:28 AM

The Best Blonde joke is :
What did the Blonde say when the doctor told her she was going to have a baby?
The punchline:
Are you sure it's mine?!

Also-Blonde in a blizzard-Frosted Flakes
Blondes in a circle- A Dope Ring HEE-HEE!
I am a brunette, can you tell?!

Posted by: Cynndi at July 31, 2006 10:21 AM

This joke was HILARIOUS!!!!

Posted by: Jon at November 21, 2006 2:52 PM
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