Spare Change

Rejected Joke, Sunday Sermon

Posted by Bryan

This one remains on the editing room floor, but finds a so-called life here:

Many people initially bought Rick Warren's The Purpose Driven Life by mistake. They were actually looking for The Porpoise Driven Life, which is about dolphin training, and were actually seriously disappointed by what they read in Warren's book.

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Try the tuna, it's delicious. And guaranteed harvested by dolphin-safe nets.