July 11, 2005


Hazard-ing another Email
Posted by Bryan

Finally, a golf list for me...(from Mikey's Funnies):

    USEFUL GOLF TIPS
    The First Truly Useful Golf Book includes the following chapters:

    1. How to properly line up your fourth putt.

    2. How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist off the tee.

    3. How to get more distance off the shank.

    4. Crying & how to handle it.

    5. How to rationalize a 6-hour round.

    6. How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.

    7. Why your wife doesn't care that you birdied the 5th.

    8. How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting embarrassed.

    9. How to relax when you are hitting 5 off the tee.

    10. When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.

    11. Re-gripping your ball retriever

July 11, 2005 10:58 AM
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