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Said the Generous Blood Donor, "Along that Same Vein"

Posted by Bryan

The Best of from today's Mikey's Funny:

FOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES


• What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)


• Time flies like an arrow -- Fruit flies like a banana.


• In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes.


• Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.


• When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.


• You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.


• He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.


• A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.


• Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.


• When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.


• Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.


• An optometrist fell into a lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.