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Chew on This...

Posted by Bryan

From the inbox...

Deep Thoughts
• Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.


• What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?


• Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows
  up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.


• Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.


• Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.


• What if there were no hypothetical questions?


• One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.


• A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.


• I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.


• The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.


• How can there be self-help "groups"?


• The speed of time is one-second per second.


• Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?


• Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a
  man who can't get his pants off.


• It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.


• Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?