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Sung to the Tune of Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?

Posted by Bryan

In shocking news, completely normal looking and not-at-all bizarre musician and artist Boy George was arrested on drug charges when police found cocaine in his apartment -- they call it a 'flat' in England, in case you hadn't heard -- when he called to report a burglary.

He allegedly tried to blame Kate Moss*, and then the Hamburgler, each claim to no avail. In an unrelated story, McDonald's has denied requests to reveal what about their "special sauce" is so enticing to McDonaldland's most lovable wide-eyed petty criminal.

*In a Freudworthy moment, I misread the link to the Moss story as sourced by the Nation Alledger. It actually is the National Ledger. I either apologize or not, depending upon the rightness of my gaffe.