From the inbox...I'd seen the first set, but not the last two...
Dormitory = Dirty Room Desperation = A Rope Ends It The Morse Code = Here Come Dots Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em Animosity = Is No Amity Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's Alec Guinness = Genuine Class Semolina = Is No Meal The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls I Bet A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one Contradiction = Accord not in it
This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]
"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."
Becomes:
"In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."
And the grand finale: [From the moon, Neil A. Armstrong]
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."
"A thin man ran; makes a large stride; pins flag on moon, left planet. On to Mars!"
Someone has just got too much time on their hands. I like them though.