March 14, 2006


Idol Wonder-ment
Posted by Bryan

Ace was a joker.

Kelli was in a pickle.

Mandisa rocked. If we're grading on a bell curve.

Bucky is the prettiest cowboy I've ever seen...in a non-Brokeback sorta way. Be watching for his cameo in a Clairol commercial soon. Too often, I agree with Simon.

Melissa...frightened...flat...forcing through....forgetting lyrics...failing. Every once in a while, though, Simon and I disagree.

Lisa rocked. Same bell curve.

Kevin...can we all agree that it's time for this gimmick to end? Let him dominate on his school's Select Choir tour circuit, but for the sake of everything Idol-atrous....he. must. go.

Katherine has shown that Chris will be joined by a talented group of ladies. They'll cannibalize each other as the weeks wind down (I'm speaking of the vote). Compared to Katherine, Kevin sounds sadly like a Jim Neighbors protoge'.

Elliot....oops, I forgot Elliot. What does that tell you?

Taylor showed up. I have had high expectations. I don't think he met them, though. He was good enough, but I hear Michael McDonald every time he grabs a microphone. And I don't think that's a good thing, necessarily.

Paris can sing, and sing well. Still, I find myself looking forward to her leaving.

Chris. Yeah, Chris rocked. On a totally different curve than the one rang by the ladies earlier.


My vote...which I don't: Kevin, good job buddy. It's time to get back to class.

March 14, 2006 8:48 PM
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