May 24, 2006


Diary of a Squirrel
Posted by Bryan

by Cotter McAnally

It's hiking season so I ran up a tree.

It's laphing season so I laphed at a dog.

It's football season so played with a acorn.

It's dogeball season so thew 100000 acorns at my sister.

Today dog toght me how to pant.

Squirrels can not pant.

Today I am going to teach dog how to climb. First, dog leaped off of the tree and broke his back. So I put stickey tac on his feet.

Today is the first day of school so I went around the track 1,00000. I was not tired when I was done because I was on dog's back.

My faviorate football team is the Broncos and my faviorate basketball team is the Nuggets and my faviorate soccer team is the Tigers.

I was born Feburay 17, 1999.

The End

ed. note: I'm proud of this work. However, if any of you ever find a guy named Squirrel on MySpace, please let me know. I fully intend on keeping track of his "diary."

May 24, 2006 7:29 AM
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