I subscribe to guru.com, a freelance source. I've thrown my line in the water maybe five times in the year I've been receiving news of their solicitations, and have never caught what I'm fishing for. Just as well, things are plenty busy.
Anyway, this opportunity arrived in my inbox the other day, and it cracked me up:
Seems to me like this is a little like RC Cola asking Coke to make a commercial on its behalf.