April 23, 2007
Everybody Goes SomewherePosted by Bryan
Rather than ensnare you in an email chain, let me just instead share what I've done and invite you to do the same. Google your first name, followed by "goes" and press 'enter.' Then watch the googlerific results spill forth.
Some of mine...with parenthetical comments, as if such are necessary
- Bryan goes 2-1. (A sports competition, I think. Or maybe successfully counting down after a previous effort that may have been less accurate.)
- Bryan goes to the Circus. (This is not a euphemism for the annual Southern Baptist Convention, this year in San Antonio)
- Bryan goes to Budapest. (never been, but would)
- Bryan goes to buy beer and cake. (not this Bryan.)
- Bryan goes up to the monkey trainer and says, "In one take, I want the monkey to come out of the car, shut the car door, run up the sidewalk, jump over the boombox, turn around, bend down, turn the boombox on, climb up on top of the trash can, start clapping, and when I say 'Cut,' have the monkey stop clapping." (Confessionally, this is my favorite)
- Bryan goes to normal school after ear implant. (This week on a very special episode of Blossom)
- Bryan goes on to give us some familiar carols ala Bryan and a classic rendition of “Do You Hear What I Hear.” (Well, actually, its O Holy Night, and you can hear it here [play the mp3 on the page])
- In making his books such a success Bryan goes about it all wrong, (on a completely unrelated note, have I mentioned my book is now available for pre-purchase?)
- Bryan goes into the final round at 6-under-par 207. (Only on the Playstation)
- Bryan goes beachcombing in the opposite direction. (Is it comb with or against the grain?)
- Bryan thinks he's the top cheese. (Despite this notion, I actually find that the top cheese tends to mold quickly, whereas lesser, lower cheese maintains a cooler refridgeration point and preserves longer).
- Bryan is really grabbing for attention at this point. (Perhaps)
- Bryan is going to kill me for posting these, but it's about time they were released to the public. (I'm really nonviolent, and in no position to argue)
Bryan goes to Oktoberfest. (Never been, although our church's student ministry offers Rocktober each year.)
Where are you going today?
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