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Watered-Down Gospel

Posted by Bryan

If you enjoy your morning cup of tea, but just wish you could have a Bible verse to contemplate (when, for whatever reason your Bible is not handy but a teabag is), then wait no longer because now Scripture Tea is available to you.

If you click on the small photo, you'll get a close-up, which shows the comforT-ing scripture on the paper tag of the bag. Clearly, I have no idea what any of these Tea industry terms are. The Scripture is fine...it's God's Word, after all. I wish they had chosen one that wasn't so easily distracting toward angelolatry. The best part is the side, which you have to squint to read:

What better way to enjoy Apricot Tea than with the trusted quality of Scripture Tea.

Have a cup today to warm your soul. Scripture Tea brings together the timeless classics of the Bible and Tea.

I'm pretty sure that even if you accompany this with a Scripture Cookie, and follow up with a Testamint, it is still not as good as going to Sunday school and worship.