January 14, 2008


Hollywood Should Learn from Universe
Posted by Bryan

Mars avoids Asteroid Strike.

The terms of the agreement between Mars and the Asteroids were not released, although I infer it includes an arrangement for the rocky debris to refrain from blasting into the red planet, at least through the length of the new contract.

Buoyed the middling success of the 1990s NBC sitcom 3rd Rock From the Sun, Mars opted to enter a period of free agency at the beginning of the 2008 interplanetary season, only to find itself unexpectedly in an adversarial relationship with the Asteroids, who were still bitter over perceptions of being misrepresented by both John Lithgow and French Stewart.

January 14, 2008 11:37 AM | TrackBack
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