June 12, 2008


Grrrrrrrreat Expectations
Posted by Bryan

From the inbox:

    A guys calls his girlfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I just can't figure out how to get it started."

    His girlfriend asks, "What's it supposed to be when it's finished?"

    The guy says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

    His girlfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. He lets her in and shows her where he has the puzzle spread all over the table. She studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to him and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

    She held his hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then..." she sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

June 12, 2008 4:29 AM | TrackBack
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